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Beware the Dinosaur -- Barney is Lifted!

January 29, 2012
After holding onto boxes of lift kit pieces for weeks and months and...okay, well not years, but...a long time...Barney has finally got a lift on!  And which one?  C'mon, you had ought to know by now -- I announced it on H4O earlier this week!  I chose a Tuff Country 4" suspension lift.  To be completely specific, the kit I bought was actually a leftover XD-Series Suspension Lift, a re-badged TC lift, if you will. 

Unbeknownst to me, XD and TC partnered at one point, but the junction failed to draw much buzz from consumers so not too many of the "XD/TC" kits were made.  And by that, I mean not too many of the "XD/TC" stickers were printed... :-P  So, for a supreme deal, I was able to pick-up my XD/TC lift in October from a great e-business run by even better people.  Todd at Boosted Parts was an absolute pleasure to deal with and made me truly feel valued.  I know it's cliche to say that, but in my opinion, it is the front office that makes the business.  

Speaking of front offices, I can tell you one that is TERRIBLE:  Motorsport Tech (no link for them because I don't want to give them the search-engine-optimization!).  I had my 1.5" hub and wheel-centric spacers made here, and the product is great...here's the problem:  They took almost 2 months to make them because they forgot to put in my order...even after I called 4 times to remind them.  The part I was most pissed about?  I paid their full retail price on THE DAY I ORDERED THEM.  That money could have been earning me interest in the bank.  So what did they offer to do to make up for the delay?  Jack-diddly-sh*t!  Not to mention the manager there, JC, was less than enjoyable to speak with on the phone.  Needless to say, I will be staying away from them.

Hans3T, enough babble, you nitwit -- I wanna see photos!!  Oh, sorry about that, imaginary audience in my head -- coming right up!  And just so you know, there are lots more photos in the H4O build thread!

  Photobucket Suspension Lifts:  Making Things Taller than Vitamins and Genes Since Forever 

Having driven about 30 miles on the lift, I can't give a deep review yet; however, so far so good.  The ride is slightly dippier, but not to point of getting seasick or anything like that.  Honestly, it rides well.  I had the lift installed by a local shop near campus, Brown's Tire, and they treated me very well (i.e. a great student-oriented price for the install).  For full details on the lift, check out the build thread on H4O cited above!  I'll be sure to post up new, pertinent information as it develops.

As always, thanks for stopping by and reading Hans3T!  It's been close to 2 years and I'm still not bored of it.  I guess that qualifies this as a true hobby now!  Go figure.  Later on, Hans3Teers!
 

Building Barney: A (Nearly Correct) Timeline of my Mods

January 21, 2012
I decided last night, with snow and freezing rain falling outside, that it would be a good time to finally start a "build thread" on my truck over on H4O.  A build thread, for those unfamiliar with forum lingo, is a comment thread chronicling the various modifications I have performed on my H3T, complete with commentary and photos.  

You may be asking yourself, Isn't that what this website is for?  In short, yes!  Yes, absolutely -- however, not everyone cares about reading some overzealous ki...
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Barney Rolls Over...20,000!

January 9, 2012
On my 10-hour-absolute-delight of a drive back down to campus yesterday, I rolled over the big 20k mark.  It was initially my plan to snap a photo at exactly 20k, but I had been on the road about 4 hours at that point and it was only 9am.  Needless to say, I was in the zone, chief.  Regardless, once I snapped back to reality, I captured a photo of what I thought was the next most acceptable slightly-over-20k odometer reading to share with you all my future self when I read this six months fro...
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8-Bit Barney

January 9, 2012
My buddy, alias Nacho over on H4O, is sort of a Photoshop guru.  There's been a sort of fad floating around on the forum where, slowly but surely, more and more people are changing their username avatars to microscopic mini-me's of their full-sized Hummers.  Upset that I was missing a trend (unlike the whole Jersey Shore / Ed Hardy thing) I broadly inquired who was crafting these delightful digitized doppelgängers.  Within a day of posting, Nacho put his muenster in motion, his gouda in gear...
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Hans3T Pulls Some Weight

December 29, 2011
Well, a U-Haul anyways.  My family is in the process of relocating, and last week we needed the trailer to haul a heavy dose of furniture and nick-knacks.  (Soo many nick-knacks...)  This is the first time I've ever hauled anything, let alone with the Hummer, so it was a bit exciting at first.  The guy at the U-Haul place probably thought I was crazy to be taking pictures of my truck in their parking lot with an empty trailer behind it.  The 5.3 hauled the trailer without a hiccup, however my...

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Spring Cleaning...in December

December 1, 2011
Well, not much has gone on in the past few weeks, so I decided to freshen the site up some.  The banner has been updated to include a more recent photograph of Barney that I did a little Photoshop work on, and I added some more photos to my Flickr so that they show up on the photos page here on Hans3T.

That's all I've got for now.  I'll bet you're glad you checked...  Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving!
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Hans3T is Back from RC -- in One Piece!

November 14, 2011
Saturday's Rausch Creek Run was a great success.  We ended up heading out with four trucks, which was the perfect number for exploring tons of trail at the park.  We had two H3Ts, an H3 and a 4" Rancho-lifted H3 (which belongs to the owner of THORparts).  The run could not have been on a nicer fall day - we had cool weather, bright sun and blue skies above the rocky and muddy terrain of RC.  

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None of my group shots turned out too picturesque...Kflips' H3T lost its breaks and I don't blame ...

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Hans3T is Off to RC!

November 10, 2011
Tomorrow afternoon Hans3T is off to meet with a small group of H4O members at Rausch Creek in Tremont, PA.  Tomorrow night will involve a general meet 'n greet, followed by a full day of wheeling on Saturday.  The weather forecast is promising, the trucks are all stable, and the group looks well-prepared for a day of fun.

I will do my best to take plenty of photos and some video as well.  Which reminds me...should probably charge my cameras...good call.  So, keep your eyes peeled for a post-ru...
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Whining and Rattling...Warranty to the Rescue!

November 10, 2011
With the weather cooling down, I have found that it is the time of year when the temperature dial can comfortably be leaning towards the red dot side.  Last week, however, I noticed an unusually loud whining noise coming from what sounded like the passenger side.  This, paired with the improperly re-installed door speaker from the last dealership visit, was enough irritating noise to warrant a call to my local Caddy/Buick/GMC dealer for a warranty claim.  

I took Barney in at the crack of dawn...
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Boring Weekend Project: Vanity Plate Antics

November 3, 2011
Howdy-hey, Hans3Teers!  I am a bit bored this evening, and so I thought I would post up a fun little "project" I did about two weeks ago and had forgotten to post -- my custom "vanity plate".  I started with a blank license plate (complements of a commuter outreach program on campus) and then got a package of vinyl letters at WallyWorld for a couple bucks.  I then hand-laid the letters to read the following:
 
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There will be a winch there one day...

And that is how I sometimes spend my low-key we...
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Chances are if you're here you know me, or at least know of me on some level. Basically, Hans3T was started as a "journal" of sorts for my truck, which I took delivery of in June 2010. (Luckily, I don't track the amount of money I've spent on accessories.) My goal for Hans3T is to entertain readers, offer my thoughts and opinions on Hummer-related topics, and to keep the spirit of the Hummer brand going strong. If you're reading this, thank you for your support! Hans3T is a non-profit website. (Unless you count self-satisfaction as profit.) You readers make Hans3T all the more enjoyable for me!

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